your mother's butt

Brenda. 241295. 18. INTJ. Thespian. Gryffindor. Lover of obscurity.

For an atheist, I believe in Thor.

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vegardsnipples:

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buzzfeed apparently only just realised that there are languages other than english

These strange indecipherable symbols on Ikea products are apparently actually ‘Swedish’ according to several noted academics who have spent decades studying Ikea

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prettyemoji:

imagescreenshotting nicki minajs icon couple years ago is probably the greatest thing i did

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furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

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bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*

Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)

Click here for other Avengers comics

*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

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trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 
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whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban. (Pt.1)

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809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.