not-safe-for-earth:

black-nata:

“bitch, do you want to hurry up.”

“bitch, do you want to hurry up.”

best head canon is best

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston attends the photocall for ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ at the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 25, 2013 in Cannes, France [HQ]

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton attend the photocall for ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ at the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 25, 2013 in Cannes, France [HQ]

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton attend the photocall for ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ at the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 25, 2013 in Cannes, France [HQ]

zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

not-safe-for-earth:

this-is-chris-colfers-world:

cabchaser:

toxeh:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

I’m giggling like an idiot help. 

oh u germany

and these aren’t even the worst, trust me

My favorite:

English: Speed Limit

German: Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung!

Also the literal translation for the German word for ambulance is “suffering car”

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton attend the photocall for ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ at the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 25, 2013 in Cannes, France [HQ]

Great tumblr mysteries 

i-dobelieveincommas:

• The name of the Doctor
• What happened in Budapest
• How Sherlock survived
• Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from

amazingtomhiddleston:

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Tom Hiddleston at Cannes Film Festival 2013

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